搞笑的英语对话初一上册水平
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那个貌似是听力部分吧再问:是那个再答:你去人教网站,那有电子书,因该有吧。没什么人会把那么多内容打出来,自己去看吧,学习进步再问:很好,谢谢
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你要的是对话的录音还是?再问:就是字打出来,录音如果有那最好。再答:那你找的是对话是吧,,其实初一的英语我觉得就跟小学没差别就复习小学而已,我小学英语次次不及格,初一发奋了照样跟了上来,别紧张放轻松就
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--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的:前台小姐:“Hello.”老外:“Hi.”前台小姐:“Youhavewhatthing?”老外:“Canyousp
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