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FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

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2、一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡,蚊子很自豪的说：看,十年前我在她胸前叮了两口,现在肿的这么大了；螳螂不服气的说,那SampleText有什么,我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀,至今还每个月都在流血……3

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我建议你去看看新概念2的课本,那里的课文很简单,大概也就一分钟但是句式,语法都很经典,而且比较实用也比较搞笑,我推荐第48课,doyouwanttotellmesomething?讲的是拔错牙的故事在

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一个城里人到乡下去玩,忽然看到一头牛没有犄角.就很奇怪的问老农:"这头牛为什么没有犄角呢?"老农没有回答.他又问:"是生病脱落了吗?"老农摇摇头说不是.城里人有问:"是和别的牛打架撞断了吗?"老农摇摇

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh