求一个英语小故事(要幽默的,带翻译),最好给个英语发声的软件.

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

Itwaswinter,andMrsMillerwantedtodoalotofshoppingShewaiteduntilitwasSaturday,whenherhusbandwasfree,an

IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

——Hi,thisisMike,canispeaktoTom?——Himike,thisistom.——tom,iamverysorrythaticannotpalyfootballwithyou.b

www.cuyoo.com进里看看,很多双语短文,新闻.：）

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

Tomhastwoapples.HeateoneandaskJim"howmangapplesdoIhavenow?".Jimansweredquickly"veryeasy,one."ButToms

Ayoungmanreceivesthepresentthatdayinthebirthday,isaparrotthatwilltalk.Discoverthisparrotmouthfulgutt

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

1、建筑师一位夫人打电话给建筑师,说每当火车经过时,她的睡床就会摇动.“这简直是无稽之谈1建筑师回答说,“我来看看.”建筑师到达后,夫人建议他躺在床上,体会一下火车经过时的感觉.建筑师刚上床躺下,夫人

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfromhisfami

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

Themeanman'spartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapa

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th