英语四人简单搞笑情景对话

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

老同学（搞笑校园短剧）演员：小石头老干巴大杂面小丹小丹：这不嘛,大学毕业十来年,当年的同学见面都难,有的有钱有的没钱,穷的不把富来奔,富的与穷家也无言.同学情感可不能白费,所以我们今天啊开个同学会,只

1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown

(A是你,B是外国人)A:Welcometoourhotel．欢迎光临.A:Soyouhavegotaltogetherfourpiecesofbaggage?您一共带了4件行李,是不是?B:Letm

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeher

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

（一）Adogownerclaimedthathispet,whengivenmoney,wouldgotothenewsstalltobuyapaper.Hisfriendinsistedonade

我来说一个…呵呵背景：有一个人,他的外国朋友要来看望他,然后他不会打招呼,便让他儿子教他,他儿子说,遇到外国朋友就说：howareyou他便会说：i'mfine!andyou?然后你就回metoo!然

A:Tellmealittlebitaboutyourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:MynameisDavidandIliveinShanghai,Iwasbornin1980.Mymajorwas

A：I'msorry.B：I'msorrytoo.A：I'msorrythree.B：Whatareyousorryfor?A：I'msorryfive..比较冷.再问：...再答：追问什么再问：真拿

A:Goodmorning!B:Goodmorning!A:Whatdayisittoday?B:It's...A:Whatclassarewehaving?B:Wearehaving...class

Buyer:theshopkeeperhappyNewYear!Seller:youhappyNewYear!IsthereanythingIcandoforyou?Buyer:goodservant

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot

小不列颠littlebritan六人行FRINEDS

A:Hello,B.Longtimenosee.Howareyou?B.长时间不见了.你怎么样?B:Iamfine,thankyou,andyou?我很好,你呢?A:Iamfine,too.我也很好.

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》静静(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecraz

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp