英语小故事3分钟幽默

SpeedingAspeedingmotoristwaswaveddownbyapolicepatrolcar.“I'mgoingtogiveyouaticketforspeeding,”saidth

Itwaswinter,andMrsMillerwantedtodoalotofshoppingShewaiteduntilitwasSaturday,whenherhusbandwasfree,an

记得有次我妈带我逛街,结果把我给逛丢了,回到家我哭着问“妈,我是你亲生的吗”我妈沉默了一会说“不是”“那我到底是哪来的”“其实你是充话费送的”“50还是100””20”“移动还是联通”“小灵通”听完我

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

赛才英语论坛里有挺多的英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?(什么东西一说出来就打破?)　Silence.(沉默)　　2.Willliarsbehon

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

NoTimetoTakeItOffDickwearingapairofnewtrouserswenttogetherwithhisfathertohisaunt'shouse.Atthesightof

XiaomingEnglishclasswiththeteacher,said:"MayIgotothetoilet?"Theteachersaid:"Goahead."Xiaomingsitdown

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

到3月15日结束,小故事我帮你选了一个,不知道能不能帮上你,我也是参加希望之星的.Awolfwasalmostdeadwithhunger.Ahouse-dogsawhim,andasked,"Fri

ProfessorGodwin,feelingunwell,wroteonhisbedroomdoorthisnotice:"Theprofessorwillbeunabletomeethisclas

我的杂志上有一个能用就用吧PlayingHouseAlittlegirlandaboywereatdaycare.Thegirlapproachestheboyandsays,"HeyTommy,wa

试卷上出题,给的关键词第一个：爱国诗人,《离骚》,很容易地说：屈原.第二个给的关键词是：大明湖畔出生的女词人.（答案是李清照）.姐一见大明湖畔,条件反射的写了夏雨荷.

再答：再答：再答：再答：谢谢好评

ACleverPandaAlittlepandapicksupapumpkinandwantstotakeithome.Butthepumpkinistoobig.Thepandacan’ttakei

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore""I

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

有一位博士研究生,毕业后分配到一家研究所,成为所里学历最高的一个人.有一个星期天,闲来没事,他到单位后面的小池塘去钓鱼.正好,正副所长在他的一左一右,也在钓鱼.他只是微微地朝他们点了点头,算是打招呼.

一位台湾人到美国旅行!他在那儿看车祸发生,他就热心去报警,但又不会英语!结果他这样说：Onecarcome,onecargo!Twocarnostop,bingbangbingbang!Please,