英语幽默剧本带翻译

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

小狮子找食物（IAmHungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩.道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个.Act1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）Chapter1Site：TheweddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside:Thestorybeginswithaw

TheMissingFossilsScene1〈AMiracleIntheMuseum〉Narrator:Stephen,ateenagerwholovedpainting,wasstandingin

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S

1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoc

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1

一个病人向他的知心朋友说：“医生说他用两个月的时间就可以使我下床.”“那他做到了没有?”“在第五天他就使我下床了.”“怎么回事?”“他给我看了住院费用的单据!”

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

适合4人的话剧剧本,四人英语话剧剧本TheRollingOrange讲述桔子的故事.一天早上,桔子一家醒来,发现人们开着卡车,搬着梯子,来摘桔子了,快来看看他们的命运如何吧.人物Tom:FatherO