英语幽默简单小故事带翻译100词左右

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

Awomanwantedtoreachherhusbandonhismobilphonebutdiscoveredthatshewasoutofcredit;sheinstructedhersonto

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!一个服务员给顾客

IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

That'sYourWorryFreshoutofbusinessschool,theyoungmanansweredawantadforanaccountant.Nowhewasbeinginter

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

一只小猫　　MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop.　　"What\'sinyourb

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：MidwayTacticsThreecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedf

Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfromhisfami

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.