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给你三篇,你选一篇吧.TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,beca

记得有次我妈带我逛街,结果把我给逛丢了,回到家我哭着问“妈,我是你亲生的吗”我妈沉默了一会说“不是”“那我到底是哪来的”“其实你是充话费送的”“50还是100””20”“移动还是联通”“小灵通”听完我

1Lastweek,MrsBlackwenttoLondon.Shedidn’tknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.Suddenlyshesawamannearab

1Lastweek,MrsBlackwenttoLondon.Shedidn’tknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.Suddenlyshesawamannearab

Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabies.Thenursecomesuptothefirs

英文原文：AMonkeyandaTigerTodayIamveryhappytostandhere,tellingyouastory:AMonkeyandatiger.Everyonethinksth

Lastweek,MrsBlackwenttoLondon.Shedidn’tknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.Suddenlyshesawamannearabu

WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadn

Thefoxandthegrapeshungryfoxsawahungstringsofcrystalcleargrapes,slobberDC,wanttoeatoff,butnotabstract

自我介绍：helloeverybody,mynameis（你的名字）,i‘m（你年龄的数字）yearsold.ilikefucking（我喜欢）（你的爱好）,andihateallofyou（我很高兴

givingtheseedingahandlonglongago,inancientchina,therelivedafarmer.hewasworriedabouthisseedinggrowing

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Lastweek,MrsBlackwenttoLondon.Shedidn’tknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.Suddenlyshesawamannearabu

一口废井里住着一只青蛙.有一天,青蛙在井边碰上了一只从海里来的大龟.青蛙就对海龟夸口说：“你看,我住在这里多快乐!有时高兴了,就在井栏边跳跃一阵；疲倦了,就回到井里,睡在砖洞边一回.或者只留出头和嘴巴

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

类似下面的这种可以哇?需要更多的留邮箱.一个数学问题比尔是一个好学生,也是个聪明的孩子.他喜欢学数学,课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答.有一天,在上学路上,比尔经过一家水果店.该店窗户上有个招牌

马克·吐温是一位美国作家.一天,他坐火车去一个城市,要在那儿探望一个朋友他是一个很忙的人,经常会忘记一些事情.当他上了火车,列车员要看他的车票.马克·吐温到处找票,但是没找着.这位列车员认识马克·吐温

thereisabridgeoveramoutainvelly.it'stheoniywayoverthevelly.thewaterunderthebridgeisveryfast.oneday,t

TheBoyandtheNuts男孩和坚果Aglassjarhalffullofnutsstoodonatable.Albert,whowasveryfondofnuts,sawit.Heclimbe

MynameisStoneBreaker〔1〕Averystrict『严厉的』officerwastalkingtosomenewsoldierswhomhehadtotrain『培训』.Hehad