英语短作文20字幽默

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今天，男孩约女孩去看电影，女孩很开心。路上，男孩问：“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗？”女孩明知是5月20号，却故作矜持，害羞的摇了摇头。男孩一脸得意，：“笨，出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢？今天是