高中生英语长对话搞笑
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:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr
“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu
你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一
oy:Nightmarelastnightwasfrightenedtowakeupgirl:Whatanightmareboy:Dreamingofyoui:Thankyouforsharing
KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh
TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand
Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白:Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover
TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind
A:Hi,howareyouB:Fine,thankyou,andyouA:Iamfinetoo.Howaboutyourfamily?B:Theyarefine,thankyou.(此处注意要先停顿
英语笑话(一)老师在黑板上写了一句:Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?老师说:Goahead.小明就坐了
Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapoorold
前台小姐:“youhavewhatthing?”你有什么事老外:“canyouspeakenglish?”你能说英语吗前台小姐:“ifinotspeakenglish,iamspeakingwhat?
achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto
一天,老师走进课堂,学生们一齐起立喊:“老师早上好!”老师愤愤地说:“只叫早上好?那我下午呢?难道就不好了吗?”于是学生们又一齐喊:“老师下午好!”老师又愤愤地说:“那我晚上呢?”学生们又一齐喊:“老
男:Thisseatempty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女:Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】男:Haven''tI
-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare
Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth
--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的:前台小姐:“Hello.”老外:“Hi.”前台小姐:“Youhavewhatthing?”老外:“Canyousp
骞介粯瀵硅瘽1.Patient:Doctor,Ifeellikeapackofcards.Psychiatrist:I'lldealwithyoulater.Patient:Everyonekeeps