急求6人英语小短剧,要幽默一点的,简短一点.

急求6人英语小短剧,要幽默一点的,简短一点.

1, boy, dare to chase my horse's son! Please say, play the leading role of independently or is group beaten up? Group is beaten up, a gang of of us beat up one of your; Challenge alone, you choose us a gang of!
2nd, x power of function and exponential function e walk in the street, far sees differential operator frequently,
Often the function is frightened in a hurry and hidden, say: "Its differential, I can have nothing! "
The unhurried way of exponential function: "How about me it will be it, I am x power of e! "
Exponential function and differential operator meet.
Exponential function introduce oneself: "Hello, I am x power of e. "
Differential operator one: "Hello, I am that ' d/dy! '"
3, summer came, it is hot, a group of " BT " flies to to the north, arranges into " B " word for a moment, arrange into " T " word for a moment ……
In 4, the first half of life 22, refuse persons 3 times, is refused twice, lead at 3:2 at present ……
5, recent your boyfriends have good complexion ~/He, goes to bbs to pour water everyday!
Pour water with my ID, yours? /Let my daddy use!
I tell my girlfriend you irritate and irritate to the alumnus records, hey, others firmly believe bbs!
Bbs, it is good! MM a lot of and PP, we have been pouring water there all the time!
Study this specialized one of ours, It's nothing, play games everyday. There is this bbs, hey! Still really let this computer of ours down!
Bbs, will irritate tomorrow! /Bbs, irritates everyday!
6, successful man blind and JB busy daytime, JB bustles without plan and purpose in the evening; Failed man's nothing bird's thing in daytime, bird's nothing thing in the evening. So, I want to be a successful man!