英语翻译Some friends and I were desperate to find a place in Rom

英语翻译
Some friends and I were desperate to find a place in Rome for just one night before we headed back home after our whirlwind Italian holiday.We found this place through Rick Steve's Italy 2009 guidebook and the website didn't look horrible (again,we only needed a place to rest our heads for a few hours).I find Rick Steve's is usually good to follow,but this place was really the pits.I should have come to the website!When we walked up,the crumbling,dirty facade of the building had us laughing already - neither of my friends have ever stayed in hostels and were apprehensive to begin with,this hostel fulfilled their worst nightmare.I have stayed in hostels in 3rd world countries that were 100x better than this.Anyway,it is a walk-up so beware if you have heavy luggage.They are under construction and yet still think it's okay to room people amidst all the construction crap going on.We again laughed as they pointed into a hallway with no floor (just cement),pieces of wood,nails,rebar,etc.and the end contained our room.The bathroom was skeevy and the public kitchen right off of our room was gross - the refrigerator had rotten food in it!There was no air conditioning,but there was a fan,but no screen in window and bugs flying in.Uncomfortable!At first all we could do was laugh at how terrible it all was and consider leaving,but then we sucked it up,got out and roamed the city and then came and snoozed for a few hours prior to leaving for airport.I could go on forever about this experience,but it did make us want to/ready for our trip home.The only positive was that the head of the staff (Mirella) was very sweet and had some staff members help us with our luggage up and down the multiple staircases.The other staff members were a bit curt (as mentioned in other reviews I just read now).I would never recommend this place unless it had a complete rehaul of sorts!

我和一些朋友在意大利度过一个疯狂假期,回家之前,急需在罗马找个住处.我们在里奇·史蒂夫（Rick Steve）的2009意大利指南网站中找到这个住处,这网站看着没什么问题（再次重申,我们只是想找个地方歇息）.一般来说,听里奇的没错,但是这个地方简直是地狱.我真该去那网站（投诉?）!我们到那的时候,那栋建筑破旧肮脏的表面已经让我们哭笑不得了,我的朋友没有在招待所住过,但这招待所绝对集招待所终极噩梦之大成.我在许多第三世界国家的招待所住过,那些地方比这儿好上不止一百倍.
总之吧,那里没电梯,行李重的话可得三思.周围在施工,我们还在想,施工就施工,勉强能住.后来我们囧了,走廊是水泥地,没地板,全是木屑、指甲、橡胶等脏东西.我们的房间就在这走廊尽头.洗手间巨脏,厨房就在我们隔壁,很恶心,冰箱里居然有腐坏的食物!
没有空调,倒是有电扇,窗户没有玻璃,虫子自由进出.太不爽了!
开始我们只是笑话这个囧地,并且打算离开,后来我们忍了.出去在城里游荡了一圈,回来大睡一个钟头,再去赶飞机.
这段经历我可以抱怨起来没完,不过好在它让我们想要并且准备好了回家.唯一直达表扬的是领班米雷亚（Mirella）很热心,让员工帮我们搬行李.还有位员工有点儿粗鲁（我刚才看的另一篇评论里提到了）.若这个地方不脱胎换骨大大修整的话,我绝对不推荐.
译完收工~
同情这帮人,不过挺乐天的.