我在英文课上要演讲,题目是"How to ..." 我想要一个好笑的题目!

我在英文课上要演讲,题目是"How to ..." 我想要一个好笑的题目!
''How to...''的"..."要写一样东西~比如说"how to avoid getting detention" 或"how to eat cake"之类的!如果想到好笑的题目的话,

How to get rich.It's a good topic.What's the definition of "rich"?Yours must be different from mine.Use your imagination and good luck!
再问： Wow, thanks for ur answer!! But... this topic was been presented already...!!! So i can't...OMG.... what should i do??? tm we got the presentation, i have NO IDEA!!!!!!! Nightmare today........
再答： How about "How to make a perfect proposal"?
再问： perfect proposal....? Hmm...This will be difficult... Actually, i don't know what kind of proposal is perfect...and i'm girl!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'm really gonna fail on my test!!!!!!!!! 10 ponints off from my midterm!!! ......Hah... life is hard
再答： Sorry I don't know that you are a girl. How to deliver a perfect speech?
再问： ...U don't notice that i'm girl?? i just spek like a girl!! sir!!! Hah...I think u can give me some really good idea, but we cant talk on this site, do u have hotmail or sth?? Ah...It's not good to ask a person's e-mail address when u dont really know that person, but u seems really smart!!! OMG...it's nearly tm!!! we need to do this speech at 10 o'clock!!! I wanna kill myself.. just kidding
再答： :) http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/191460942.html may this give you an idea how to deliver a perfect speech... Good luck!