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给我一些英语小笑话吧,字数不要多了,几句话就可以了...
给我一些英语小笑话吧,字数不要多了,几句话就可以了...
A big head
  "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother."They say I have a big head."
  "Don't listen to them," his mother consoled."You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
  "Where's the shopping bag?"
  "I haven't got one - use you hat."
  大脑袋
  “所有的小朋友都拿我取乐,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋.”
  “别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说.“你的脑袋长得很漂亮.好了,别哭了,去到店里买10磅土豆来.”
  “兜子在哪呢?”
  “我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧.”