英语翻译Beginner A:what’s up?B:not much.Its frezzing in Beijing.

英语翻译
Beginner
A:what’s up?
B:not much.Its frezzing in Beijing.
A:u should come to Bangkok.We’ve got lovely weather here.
B:great!R y inviting me?
A:laughing out loud.
B:be right back.
A:where r u going?
B; bathroom.
A; ok.I’m going to go to bathroom too.Talk to you later.
Note:when people chat online,they often shorten words.Use abbreviations,use lower case letters,and rarely use punctuation marks,especially apostrophe marks.
Intemp3ediate
A:hi,dave!What’s up?
B:oh,not much.What have you been doing recently,cathy?
A:I’ve been chatting online a lot with friends.
B; where do you go to chat?
A; I usually use yahoo messager.What about you?
B; I’ve never chatted online before.
A:what?How is that possible?Why not?
B:well,my computer is really old,so most software isn’t compatible with my computer.
A; do you want to come over to mine?I can show you how to use it.
B:how long does it take to download mp3 files?
A:not very long at all.I usually download at least 30 a day.
B; do you ever download any tv progmp3s or movies?
A; sure,I’d say that I download at least on progmp3 a day.
B:do you think you could download some for me?
A:sure,just let me know what you want and I can burn it onto a cd for you.
B; let me see… I’ve heard a lot about a show called friends.
A; no problem.Did you know that there are many friends forums online?
B:what’s a forum?
A:it’s a place you can go to online where you can chat to other people who have similar interests as you.
B; do the friends’ stars ever show up there?
A; sometimes,people say they are the friends stars,but you never know who you’re talking to.For all I know,Jennifer aniston is really an old fat man.
A:ha ha ha…

初学者
A:啥事?
B:没什么.北京可真冷.
A:你应该来曼谷.这里天气很好.
B:太好了!你这算是邀请啦?
A:（大笑）
B:等下回来
A:你要去哪里?
B; 洗手间.
A; 好.我也要去洗手间.等下聊.
注：人们在网上聊天的时候总用缩略词.他们用缩写,小写,而很少用标点符号,特别是省略号.
A:德夫!什么事?
B:噢,没什么.凯西,最近忙什么呢?
A:都在跟朋友网聊呢.
B; 你都用什么聊天工具?
A; 我通常用雅虎聊天.你呢?
B; 我从来没有网聊过.
A:什么?怎么可能?为什么不呢?
B:嗯,我的电脑太久了,很多软件都不兼容.
A; 那你要来看看我的电脑吗?我可以教你怎么用.
B:下载MP3歌曲需要多长时间?
A:一点都不长.我一天至少下载30首.
B; 你有下载过电视节目或者电影吗?
A; 当然,我每天至少下载一个电视节目.
B:你能帮我下载些吗?
A:当然,告诉我你喜欢哪些,我烧成CD给你.
B; 让我想想,我常听人说起一部叫《老友记》的电视剧.
A; 没问题.你知道有多少关于这个电视剧的论坛吗?
B:什么是论坛?
A:是一个你可以与别人分享共同爱好的地方.
B; 《老友记》里的明星也会在那里出现吗?
A; 有时,有人说他就是《老友记》里的某个明星,但你不知道其实是谁在跟你讨论.我只知道,那个叫自己珍妮花 安妮斯通的人其实是一个又老又丑的男人.
A:哈哈哈