谁能帮我翻译这先英语.懂多少就翻多少``

谁能帮我翻译这先英语.懂多少就翻多少``
1 Making money in a big corporation is not simple at all. Behind every sandwich there is a complex process you must learn to manage…
Use the arrows on the lower left to continue
2 As do all modern corporations, McDonald's manages production in different parts of the world. You have to supervise all the four sectors. You can switch between the sectors using the panel on the lower left.
Remember: even if a sector is not show, the events in it continue to run.
3 Agricultural sector:
If we had to rear all the cattle we need in our part of the world, our cities would drown in an ocean of cow shit. Pastures and soy culture need a lot of land and South America is one of the best places for it. Obviously you have to conquer your land as our forefathers did. Remember the old saying: \under every forest there is a lawn".
4 Feed lot:
Every good American wants a fat and greasy burger. Unfortunately, the cows coming from the pastures are slim and won't yield fat meat. So we must keep them here for some months and overindulge them with hyperchaloric soy-based fodder. Make sure there is sufficient fodder for all the cows and avoid the epidemics.
5 Industrial waste:
You can save time and money by adding industrial waste in the fodder. Oils, sewage and other shit are not very good for the cows’ health but they are so convenient.
6 Hormones:
You can fill the cows with hormones to make them fatten more quickly. This could have some risks to consumer health, but make no mistake: in love and war everything is licit.
7 Fast Food:
People live fast and want to eat quickly. Fast food restaurants are the cathedrals of our age and everything must be efficient and optimized. Avoid customer queues by supplying hamburger for the kitchen and making human resources prompt and motivated.
Managing the crew is an art: to keep your employees motivated you can reward them with an "employee of the week" badge or reproach them. For the most ungrateful the best solution is firing. Eliminate the weak links!
8 Headquarters:
McDonald’s is not a fast food chain but a brand, a lifestyle, a symbol of western culture's superiority. Here you can make strategic decisions about the corporate image.
9 Marketing:
These weird guys are the best creatives on the market. They will set up the most sophisticated and pervasive advertising campaigns. Few ads means few customers.
10 PR office:
The public relations office develops countermeasures against our detractors (environmentalists, consumer associations and other bands of radicals).
11 Board of directors
The board of directors constantly oversees our profits. These men invested their capital in the enterprise and hired you to bear a dividend. If you disappoint them you're out!.
这个问题出得太简单了啊~``... 大家再帮我想想什么是民族精神~

你在www.baidu.com 里打金山快译下载,最好是2006的.你把着的 英文复制粘贴到那里.点翻译就能拉.很好,我一直都是用他的!最好在www.xuelei.com里下载一个讯雷.在下载.什么都能翻译哟.还日语等!