需要翻译A: Good morning everyone, today I will play a short cros

需要翻译
A: Good morning everyone, today I will play a short crosstalk with my partner…Where is him?
B (run up quickly, very tired): Good morning…
A: You are late! We are all waiting for you!
B: Oh, I am sorry, but it was an accident, I caught a car accident on my way here and I am still alive!
A: What did you say? A car accident?
B: Yeah. At that time, I was riding my bike, then suddenly I found that my bike wasn’t under my control. I wanted to stop it but I didn’t see a bus on the right of me, then, then…that bus hit me and I fell down.
A (with the mouth open): A, a, a, a bus? You said a bus hit you?
B: Yes, it is true!
A: Didn’t you get hurt!
B: Of course I did not, because that bus was parking there! At that time, I told me I must be dead. I did not understand until someone shouted “Do you want to take a free bus?”
A: Were there any passengers on it?
B: No, nobody...
A: Ok, that was good.
B: But the bus driver was on it, and he looked out of the window and said: “Look out, boy, it’s dangerous! Anyway, my bus do not carry bikes!”
A: You were lucky, but you have to know, there are also many moving buses…
B: You think I am stupid? Of course I know, and I also know, you will say: “these moving buses are all dangerous…”, right?
A: I mean you have to be more careful. We leant much at school. Don’t you forget, you cannot ride a bike so fast, and they are also our school rules.
B: I know! I know this and that. I know to be careful, and I also know the traffic rules, just like I know how many fingers I have.
A: But I don’t think only to know some traffic rules is enough. If you only know them but not obey them, will you have to drive a tank to keep yourself safe from danger?
B: I really want to tell you: I know that, I never ride my bike in the school, I never cross the road without seeing left and right, and I even give seats to the elderly on the bus! Is that ok?
A: You always do that?

A:Good morning everyone,today I will play a short crosstalk with my partner…Where is him?
大家早上好!今天我会和我的搭档表演一个相声（姑且这么翻译）.他在哪里呢?
B (run up quickly,very tired):Good morning…
（迅速跑上去,很疲惫）早上好!
A:You are late!We are all waiting for you!
你迟到了,我们正等你呢!
B:Oh,I am sorry,but it was an accident,I caught a car accident on my way here and I am still alive!
哦,对不起!不过那是因为一个意外!在来这里的路上我遇到了一个汽车交通事故,但我还活着.
A:What did you say?A car accident?
你说什么?汽车交通事故?
B:Yeah.At that time,I was riding my bike,then suddenly I found that my bike wasn’t under my control.I wanted to stop it but I didn’t see a bus on the right of me,then,then…that bus hit me and I fell down.
对!那会我正骑着一辆自行车,然后我突然发现我不能掌控自行车了,我想停下来但我没有注意到在我的右边有一辆公共汽车,接着,接着,它撞把我撞倒了!
A (with the mouth open):A,a,a,a bus?You said a bus hit you?
（张大了嘴）一辆公共汽车?你说一辆公共汽车撞到了你?
B:Yes,it is true!
对,就是这样的.
A:Didn’t you get hurt!
你没伤到吗?
B:Of course I did not,because that bus was parking there!At that time,I told me I must be dead.I did not understand until someone shouted “Do you want to take a free bus?”
我当然没伤到,因为那辆公共汽车是停在那里的.那一刻,我觉得自己肯定会挂的.我很不理解知道有人对我叫道：你想成免费的公共汽车吗.
A:Were there any passengers on it?
没有乘客在上面吗?
B:No,nobody...
对,没人.
A:Ok,that was good.
太好了!
B:But the bus driver was on it,and he looked out of the window and said:“Look out,boy,it’s dangerous!Anyway,my bus do not carry bikes!”
但是,司机在上面,他从窗户探出脑袋说：小心点,孩子,很很危险的.再说我的汽车不会搭载自行车.
A:You were lucky,but you have to know,there are also many moving buses…
你很幸运,但你得知道,也有一些在运动的公共汽车.
B:You think I am stupid?Of course I know,and I also know,you will say:“these moving buses are all dangerous…”,right?
你认为我很愚蠢吗?我当然知道那些,我还知道你会说：那些运动的汽车都很危险,对吗?
A:I mean you have to be more careful.We leant much at school.Don’t you forget,you cannot ride a bike so fast,and they are also our school rules.
我的意思是你得更加小心点.我们在学校学过很多,你忘了吗?你不能骑那么快的自行车,那也是校规啊!
B:I know!I know this and that.I know to be careful,and I also know the traffic rules,just like I know how many fingers I have.
这些我都知道,我知道要小心,我也知道那些交通规则,就像我知道我有多少个手指一样!
A:But I don’t think only to know some traffic rules is enough.If you only know them but not obey them,will you have to drive a tank to keep yourself safe from danger?
我不认为知道一些交通规则就行了,如果你仅仅知道它们却不遵守,那你得乘坐坦克车来避免危险了!
B:I really want to tell you:I know that,I never ride my bike in the school,I never cross the road without seeing left and right,and I even give seats to the elderly on the bus!Is that ok?
我很想告诉你,我知道那些.我从没在学校骑自行车,我也没有不看左右就横穿马路,我甚至会给老人让座,这样行吧?
A:You always do that?
你总是那样做.