求一篇英语短文.最好有点深度的,小学初中的水平尽量不要来了.

求一篇英语短文.最好有点深度的,小学初中的水平尽量不要来了.
最好有故事情节.字数500以内吧.

A tourist was standing outside a very big church in Germany when a wedding party got out of some cars and went into the church. Everybody was very well dressed, and there were a lot of photographers, so the tourist thought,“the people getting married must be famous.”He turned to a man who was standing beside him and said,“What is the name of the man who is getting married?”
一个游人正站在一个德国大教堂的外面,教堂当时正在举行婚礼,车辆进进出出.每个人都是盛装打扮,并且有很多的摄影师在那,所以,这个游人想：“结婚的一定是很出名的人.”他拦住一个站在他边上的人问道：“新郎的名字是什么啊?”
The man answered,“I ch spreche kein English.”
这个男人回答道：“我不会说英语.”
The tourist thanked him and went into the church. As he was coming out of another door, a coffin was carried out. There had been a funeral service in one of the side chapels of the church.
游人谢了他,然后走进了教堂.当他从来另外一个门出来的时候,一个棺材正被抬出来.教堂的另一个堂里刚刚举行了一个葬礼.
The tourist turned to one of the people in the church and said,“Whose funeral was that?”
这个游人问教堂里的其他人,说到：“这个是谁的葬礼?”
The man answered,“I ch spreche kein English.”
这个男人回答道：“我不会说英语.”
“Well,”said the tourist.“His marriage didn’t last long.”
“啊!”这个游人说到：“他的婚姻并没有持续多久啊!”
分析：因为,这个游人听不懂当地人的话,他问两个人的问题,两个人都说自己不会说英语,可第一次他以为是新郎的名字是“I ch spreche kein English”,然后当他问谁死了的时候,他又一次听到“I ch spreche kein English”,他不知道这个意思,所以他以为人家告诉他新郎死了,所以他才说“他的婚姻并没有持续多久啊!”
One night, a man on his way home met a drunk.The drunk was looking for something under a street light with his hands and knees down on the ground. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for in such a way. The drunk answered he had lost his Swiss watch. The kind-hearted man got down on his hands and knees and began helping the drunk looking for his watch. After about ten minutes they had no success,the man asked the drunk exactly where he lost the watch.
“About half a block up the street,”the drunk said.
“Why, please tell me,”the man asked,“are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street?”
The drunk answered,“the light here is a lot better.”
一天夜里,一个男人在回家的路上遇见了一个醉汉.这个醉汉当时整跪在路上,用他的手在街灯下找着什么东西.这个男人问醉汉那样子是找什么东西.醉汉回答说他丢了他的瑞士手表.这个热心的男人蹲下来开始帮这个醉汉找他的手表.十分钟以后,他们还是没找到.这个男人问这个醉汉手表掉落的确切位置是哪?
“大约在半条街区外.”醉汉说.
“告诉我!”这个男人问,“为什么你在这里找你的手表而你是把东西丢在了半条街区外?”
醉汉回答说：“这里的灯光更亮些.”
A school teacher once dozed off in the classroom while his students were reading. After he woke up, he felt embarrassed and so he told his students a lie:“Just now I dreamt about Confucius,so I kept sleeping for a while."
The next day, a student followed his example by dozing off during class. The teacher was very angry and, giving him a good lesson with his teaching stick,asked him angrily,“How could you go to sleep in broad day light?”
一个教师曾经在教室里打盹,而他的学生当时正在看书.他醒了以后,觉得很尴尬,于是他对他的学生撒了一个谎：“刚才我梦见了孔子了,所以我睡了一会儿.”次日,一个学生照着他的样子在课堂上打盹.这个老师非常生气,用教鞭狠狠教训了他,“你怎么可以在大白天睡觉?”