英语高手帮我写篇课前演讲啊~

英语高手帮我写篇课前演讲啊~
郁闷啊,英语演讲那天刚好是光棍节,所以求一篇关于光棍节的英语短文,演讲后要播放一段flash,内容在：http://www.showgood.com/showgoodcom/xiaob1.html里面的“小兵的故事”的第一节“小兵的故事（序）”,要求内容要相关联,时间在3—5分钟最好,一旦采用,我将奉上我的所有积分.

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I do not know what a great creative man to November 11 in order to set a great creative Guanggun Jie, so that at last year's coldest November Jing also may have been the Kazakh section.
A week since I received a holiday blessing enough of an irrigation - to say how much feeling a bit shamelessly. Alas, it is also said to the 22-year-old on a half faster than in the streets singing: "I do not have a boyfriend, because X big handsome guy ... no ..." can not face red and Latin America do not jump the wind does not go a day Of the past, a good friend's wedding in there for a few, the mother sigh frequency is higher with each passing day ... ... and I still single in the life of the lonely silence of the freedom of looking for an escape the clamor of an inferiority complex A sentimental conceit of a happy ... ...
Coming back to the holidays. And the only one who is still single sister to sing an appointment Friday to celebrate the K, and with those who are determined not to drag home with the game ... I should have been ... is a good thing, but for a whole week as if she were in a Kind of self-imposed exile status. Alas, no lover of Valentine's Day - depressed; no lover of Guanggun Jie - also seems happy little value ... ...
Two days before the wedding to go to a friend pick a gift, the way to the cool silver to buy their own pieces of Weijie. A little something to wear as there are in the hands of what I watch in the well-being, happy with all of a sudden. In the minds of the secret plan, the boyfriend must have in the future of this symbol of my single life ring to wear a bolt holding the chain in his neck, Ha!
Eight only a small secular, if the single life is not happy that hypocrisy is limitless metamorphosis, but any kind of life I would rather be able to choose their own ways to please come. There are favorite singer, so I am willing to spend money to buy his genuine CD; like to have the film in a time when people can look at the over and over again; have liked to eat, for the time being in a bad mood when they lay down their weight loss program; there Like to do, get busy do not remember anything; like to have, in time to miss one phone call ... ... these things called Qian place. I hope they have a calm state of mind Danding in the face of a person's life. I hope these easy go silent. Sometimes silence is not a consumer product, but insisted. Because the hearts of faith, do not want to give up.
A few years ago there was a fire in particular FLASH called "soldier's story," looked very funny, laughter and tears in the kind. The first one I might just like the closing credits caption: "Tomorrow is not necessarily better, but tomorrow will be better to come." Look forward to such a simple but true. I like this kind of attitude.
On the eve of the Guanggun Jie. I would like to give all these words and I like the loneliness of single life free of the clamor of silence to evade the search for an inferiority complex with a sentimental conceit of a happy ... ... brothers and sisters, as a result of a heart persist, we Arguments can direct their own gas-like to wish a happy show. But we must remember their love, their happiness is given. Happy at it! ! !
As a single, and they tend to stray. A person watching flowers bloom, long flowing water, although feeling a little lonely, but free. Well-being is still on the road, happy to follow all the way. We should learn to Ganhuai single day, the Rangers can be happy tears.
水平有限,切莫见笑!谢谢!