大师作文网三只小猪的笑话英文+中文
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三只小猪的笑话英文+中文
有一天,狼要吃三只小猪.三只小猪有俩在门口,一只在屋顶.【猪1和猪2在门口,猪3在屋顶.猪1的名字叫“谁”,猪2的名字叫“哪儿”,猪3的名字叫“什么”.】于是精彩的对话就有了.
狼：你是谁?
猪1：对
狼：什么?
猪1：“什么”在屋顶.
狼：我是问你的名字叫什么?
猪1：我叫“谁”,“什么”在屋顶上!
狼又问猪2：你是谁?
猪2：我不是“谁”,他是“谁”.【指着猪1】
狼：你认识他?
猪2:嗯!
狼：他是谁?
猪2：是的.
狼：什么?
猪2：“什么”在屋顶!
狼：哪儿?
猪2：“哪儿”是我.
狼：
猪2：他是“谁”.【又指着猪1】
狼：我怎么知道.
猪2：你找“谁”?
狼：什么?
猪2：他在屋顶?
狼：哪儿?
猪2：是我.
狼：
猪2：我不是“谁”,他是“谁”.
狼：天哪!
猪猪1·2：“天哪”是我们的爸爸.
狼：什么,是你们的爸爸?
猪2：不是!
狼受不了了,仰天长叹：为什么?
猪猪1·2·3：你认识我们爷爷?
狼：什么?
猪1：不是,我们的爷爷是“为什么”.
狼：为什么?
猪1：是!
狼：是什么?
猪1：不“为什么”.
狼：
猪1：我是“谁”.
狼：你是谁?
猪1：对,我是“谁”.
狼：什么?
One day,the Three Little Pigs eat the wolf.There were at the gate of the Three Little Pigs,one on the roof.【Pig and a pig in front of 2,3 pig on the roof.1 pig's name is "Who",2 pigs name is "where" 3 pigs name is "what." 】 As a result,there will be a wonderful dialogue.
Wolf:Who are you?
Pig 1:
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:"what" on the roof.
Wolf:My question is,what your name is?
Pig 1:My name is "who" and "no" on the roof!
Wolf asked pig 2:Who are you?
Pig 2:I am not a "who" he "who." 【1】 pointing to the pig
Wolf:You know him?
Pig 2:ah!
Wolf:Who is he?
Pig 2:Yes.
Wolf:What?
Pig 2:"what" on the roof!
Wolf:Where?
Pig 2:"Where is" my.
Wolf:Who?
Pig 2:He is a "Who." 【1】 also pointed to the pig
Wolf:I know how.
Pig 2:Do you find "Who?"
Wolf:What?
Pig 2:In his roof?
Wolf:Where?
Pig 2:I was.
Wolf:Who?
Pig 2:I am not a "who" he "who."
Wolf:My goodness!
1.2 pigs:"God" is our father.
Wolf:What is your father?
Pig 2:No!
A wolf can not stand,Yangtianzhangtan:Why?
1.2.3 pigs:Do you know our grandpa?
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:No,our grandfather was,"Why."
Wolf:Why?
Pig 1:!
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:"Why."
Wolf:Who?
Pig 1:I am a "Who."
Wolf:Who are you?
Pig 1:Yes,I am a "Who."
Wolf:What?
1.2 pigs:he was on the roof.
狼：你是谁?
猪1：对
狼：什么?
猪1：“什么”在屋顶.
狼：我是问你的名字叫什么?
猪1：我叫“谁”,“什么”在屋顶上!
狼又问猪2：你是谁?
猪2：我不是“谁”,他是“谁”.【指着猪1】
狼：你认识他?
猪2:嗯!
狼：他是谁?
猪2：是的.
狼：什么?
猪2：“什么”在屋顶!
狼：哪儿?
猪2：“哪儿”是我.
狼：
猪2：他是“谁”.【又指着猪1】
狼：我怎么知道.
猪2：你找“谁”?
狼：什么?
猪2：他在屋顶?
狼：哪儿?
猪2：是我.
狼：
猪2：我不是“谁”,他是“谁”.
狼：天哪!
猪猪1·2：“天哪”是我们的爸爸.
狼：什么,是你们的爸爸?
猪2：不是!
狼受不了了,仰天长叹：为什么?
猪猪1·2·3：你认识我们爷爷?
狼：什么?
猪1：不是,我们的爷爷是“为什么”.
狼：为什么?
猪1：是!
狼：是什么?
猪1：不“为什么”.
狼：
猪1：我是“谁”.
狼：你是谁?
猪1：对,我是“谁”.
狼：什么?
One day,the Three Little Pigs eat the wolf.There were at the gate of the Three Little Pigs,one on the roof.【Pig and a pig in front of 2,3 pig on the roof.1 pig's name is "Who",2 pigs name is "where" 3 pigs name is "what." 】 As a result,there will be a wonderful dialogue.
Wolf:Who are you?
Pig 1:
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:"what" on the roof.
Wolf:My question is,what your name is?
Pig 1:My name is "who" and "no" on the roof!
Wolf asked pig 2:Who are you?
Pig 2:I am not a "who" he "who." 【1】 pointing to the pig
Wolf:You know him?
Pig 2:ah!
Wolf:Who is he?
Pig 2:Yes.
Wolf:What?
Pig 2:"what" on the roof!
Wolf:Where?
Pig 2:"Where is" my.
Wolf:Who?
Pig 2:He is a "Who." 【1】 also pointed to the pig
Wolf:I know how.
Pig 2:Do you find "Who?"
Wolf:What?
Pig 2:In his roof?
Wolf:Where?
Pig 2:I was.
Wolf:Who?
Pig 2:I am not a "who" he "who."
Wolf:My goodness!
1.2 pigs:"God" is our father.
Wolf:What is your father?
Pig 2:No!
A wolf can not stand,Yangtianzhangtan:Why?
1.2.3 pigs:Do you know our grandpa?
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:No,our grandfather was,"Why."
Wolf:Why?
Pig 1:!
Wolf:What?
Pig 1:"Why."
Wolf:Who?
Pig 1:I am a "Who."
Wolf:Who are you?
Pig 1:Yes,I am a "Who."
Wolf:What?
1.2 pigs:he was on the roof.