英文翻译Ha-ha, yesterday very much significant the birthday, 18

英文翻译
Ha-ha, yesterday very much significant the birthday, 18 year-old birthdays, hey ~`
` understood friend of mine all knew I very little cursed at people, generally also all very much gave in to the girl, was sorry very much, today is good wants to curse at people Kazak, possibly was this person now really was too lets my disgusting ~` in front of scolding I or must thank this elder sister, for my specially significant the birthday. Ha-ha, I 18 year-old birthdays, she puts my pigeon, I had said with very many people, my extremely bothersome others play me, but she time and time again, before is because I am the sincerity like her, only then time and time again contains her, but this, I really was am sufficed! The this whole life most repugnant two kind of women, is thought the oneself family property great wealth, all disdains to all people one therefore, that kind of stubborn rude expression, the look forever is in particular long in the top of the head, this kind of woman before I already have asked for advice. . Moreover one kind is thought the oneself long a little beauty, looks like all people all to have to gather round her to transfer, said any is any, may set any unreasonable request to any person! I thought she belongs to 2nd kind of ~~ you his mother before to calculate what, doesn't want to participate do not have to comply to be that refreshed, when the time comes writes these weak reasons, what does this calculate? Before each time can tolerate is because I to you am the sincerity, now? I already lost the confidence to you, therefore I am not any which unnecessary tolerates you to do again! Not on long a little beauty? How? Is not thought my grandson ultra this whole life except you, could not find the girl again? Takes me when the pet plays? I thought your his mother is lets that gang pursue you the person to be used to, was used to gets sick all! Now I tell you, from now henceforth I will not want again and you have any relations, my grandson ultra will not be cannot look for other girl. Before I truly owe you to be very many, but I thought what now I already didn't owe you, asked you to withdraw from my life, OK? After I no matter you looked can have any feeling, I did not think later again and you will have any to implicate, will have to scold my speech please to scold in an under tone, I absolutely will not be able to delete, or directly will make the phone call to scold me also to be allowed.~~
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呵呵,昨天很重要的生日,18岁生日, 嘿``~理解的朋友都知道我很少在人骂, 一般也都非常难敌的女子,非常抱歉, 今天是好想要骂人哈萨克、 现在这个人可能是真的是太让我恶心~`门前骂我还是要感谢 这个姐姐,我特意着生日. 呵呵,我18岁生日,她把我的鸽子,我有很多人曾表示, 我非常困扰别人发挥的话,但她一次又一次, 以前是因为我喜欢她的诚意,才一再载她,但是, 我真的是很满足了! 这一辈子最讨厌的两种妇女,以为是自己的家庭财产的巨大财富, 人人都不屑一所以那种蛮横顽固表现 尤其是一副永远长在头顶, 这种女人在我已经问请教. . 另外一种是长期以为自己有点丑 宛如全民所有已搜集一轮她将说什么就是什么, 可对任何人提出任何不合理的要求! 我以为她是属于第二类~~你妈妈以前计算所、 不想参加不用说,爽快答应可以, 届时写这些薄弱的原因,这算什么? 以前每次能容忍你是因为我很诚意吗? 我已经失去信心,所以我不是你做什么,不必要再容忍! 不长一点漂亮? 如何? 我不认为这一辈子除了你超外孙,再找不到女孩? 带着我当起宠物? 我以为你是他的母亲,让你帮追求者用来, 用于发生疾病! 现在我告诉你,从现在开始,今后我不会再和你有任何想要关系 孙子超不会不能寻找其他女孩. 以前我欠你真的要非常多,但我认为现在我已经没有什么欠你 请你退出我的生活,好吗? 以后我不管你有什么可以找感觉, 我没有想到后来会再有任何牵连,你, 要发言请噌噌的下音来, 我绝对不能删除, 或直接打电话给呵斥将使我还可以. ~~
有些地方可能不太对,自己改改吧