who got funny jokes or humors?
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who got funny jokes or humors?
I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.
Thank you Very much!
I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.
Thank you Very much!
-how many holes are there in your sock?
-none
-then,how can you put your foot in?
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a bear walked into a bar.he said to the owner:"i------want------a------bottle------of------beer."
the owner said:"ok,but why do you have a big pause?"
the bear looked at her paws and answered:"i don't know i always have them."
(pause发音与paws相似)
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again,it is about bar
a horse walked into a bar.he went to ask for a drink.when the owner saw him.he said:"what a long face."
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就记得三个
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an englishman,a scotsman and an irishman went for a walk in the country.
englishman:look at that beautiful english cow!
irishman:it looks more like an irish cow to me.
scotsman:you're both wrong.it's a scottish cow.look,it's got bagpipes!
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young jimmy:dad,did you know there's a black cat in the dining room?
father:don't worry,jimmy.black cats are very lucky.
young jimmy:well this one certainly is.it's eating your dinner.
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jennifer:i went on a chinese diet once.
helen:chinese diet?what's that?
jennifer:they only give you one chopstick!
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child:a bee stung me on the nose.
teacher:i'll put cream on it.
child:it's too late.well,i hope it's having better luck than i am!
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brian:you need to be a very good singer in our house.
alan:oh?why's that?
brian:there's no lock on the bathroom door.
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tourist:good evening.i wonder if i could stay here for the night?
farmer:all right.but you'll have to make your own bed.
tourist:oh,that's all right.
farmer:here's some wood and a hammer.
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susan:how did you break your leg?
tom:see that hole over there?
susan:yes.
tom:well,i didn't.
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claire:do you believe in free speech?
mandy:yes,of course.
claire:good.can i use your telephone?
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-none
-then,how can you put your foot in?
_______________________________________________
a bear walked into a bar.he said to the owner:"i------want------a------bottle------of------beer."
the owner said:"ok,but why do you have a big pause?"
the bear looked at her paws and answered:"i don't know i always have them."
(pause发音与paws相似)
___________________________________
again,it is about bar
a horse walked into a bar.he went to ask for a drink.when the owner saw him.he said:"what a long face."
__________________________________
就记得三个
____________________________________
an englishman,a scotsman and an irishman went for a walk in the country.
englishman:look at that beautiful english cow!
irishman:it looks more like an irish cow to me.
scotsman:you're both wrong.it's a scottish cow.look,it's got bagpipes!
___________________________________
young jimmy:dad,did you know there's a black cat in the dining room?
father:don't worry,jimmy.black cats are very lucky.
young jimmy:well this one certainly is.it's eating your dinner.
_________________________________________
jennifer:i went on a chinese diet once.
helen:chinese diet?what's that?
jennifer:they only give you one chopstick!
________________________________________
child:a bee stung me on the nose.
teacher:i'll put cream on it.
child:it's too late.well,i hope it's having better luck than i am!
________________________________________
brian:you need to be a very good singer in our house.
alan:oh?why's that?
brian:there's no lock on the bathroom door.
___________________________________________
tourist:good evening.i wonder if i could stay here for the night?
farmer:all right.but you'll have to make your own bed.
tourist:oh,that's all right.
farmer:here's some wood and a hammer.
__________________________________________
susan:how did you break your leg?
tom:see that hole over there?
susan:yes.
tom:well,i didn't.
_____________________________________
claire:do you believe in free speech?
mandy:yes,of course.
claire:good.can i use your telephone?
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