英语翻译This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 ye

英语翻译
This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 years,had died in a car crash.They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food,and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates,St.Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost."It's free," Peter replied,"this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.The old man asked,"what are the green fees?".Peter's reply,"This is heaven,you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with r the cuisine's of the world laid out."How much to eat?" asked the old man."Don't you understand yet?This is heaven,it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation."Well,where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.Peter lectured,"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick.This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger,throwing down his hat and stomping on it,and shrieking wildly.Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,asking him what was wrong.The old man looked at his wife and said,"This is all your fault.If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins,I could have been here ten years ago!"

这个85岁的夫妇,婚后已近60年,死于一场车祸.他们都很健康过去十年主要是由于她的兴趣在健康食品和运动.当他们到达天国之门,圣彼得带他们到他们的豪宅,装饰着美丽的厨房和主浴室套件和按摩浴缸.为他们欢呼和大呼小叫”老人问彼得多少都是要成本的.“这是免费的,”彼得回答说:“这是天堂.“下一个他们出去回调查冠军高尔夫球场,备份到的家.他们会每天和每周打高尔夫球的特权的课程更改为新的一个代表地球上最伟大的高尔夫球场.老人问:“什么是绿色费用?”.彼得的回答,“这是天堂,你免费玩.“下一个他们去会所,看见豪华自助午餐和r的美食的世界了.“吃多少?“问老人.“你不明白吗?这是天堂,它是免费的!”彼得回答有些恼怒.“嗯,是低脂肪、低胆固醇的表吗?”老人问胆怯地.彼得训话,“这是最好的部分……你能吃多少就吃多少你喜欢的任何你喜欢的,你永远不会发胖,你从不生病.这是天堂.”说完,老人走进一阵愤怒,扔下他的帽子和践踏它,疯狂地尖叫.彼得和他的妻子都试图使他平静下来,问他怎么了.老人看着他的妻子,说:“这都是你的错.要不是你的抨击麸松饼,我可以在这里已经十年前!”