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告诉我一个英语的小故事要搞笑的哦~不要太长或太短的~

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告诉我一个英语的小故事要搞笑的哦~不要太长或太短的~
太短,有没有长一点的
告诉我一个英语的小故事要搞笑的哦~不要太长或太短的~
Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank,at 79,was a healthy and wealthy man,a lifelong bachelor.He courted a lot,he said,but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim,he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.Upon his return he exclaimed,"Whew!Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
要否结婚
弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了,富有而健康.他是个终生单身汉.他曾追求过很多女孩,但“从不过热----见好就收”.一天他突发奇想,决定四处走走,去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友.他回来即叹道:“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个.如今她们都成寡妇了!”