英语翻译A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...Officer

英语翻译
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
Officer:May I see your driver's license?
Driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer:Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver:Oh,it's not my car.I stole it.
Officer:The car is stolen?
Driver:Yeah.Oh,but come to think of it,I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:You have a gun in there?
Driver:Yes sir.That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car.She's in the trunk.
Officer:There's a BODY in the trunk?
The officer tells the man to hold on,backs off carefully,and calls for backup.Quickly,the car is surrounded by police,and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain:Sir,can I see your license?
Driver:Sure,Officer.
Captain:Hmm,this license is just fine.Whose car is this?
Driver:It's mine,officer.Here's the registration.
Captain:Could you slowly open the glove compartment,please,so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver:Yes,sir,but there's no gun in it.
He opens it,and sure enough,there's no gun.
Captain:Would you mind if we opened the trunk?I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver:No problem.
The trunk is opened,nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain:The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,stole the car,had a gun in the glove compartment,and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver:Yeah,I'll bet he told you I was speeding,too!

一位警察让一位超速驾驶的人停车...
警察：请出示你的驾照
司机：我没有驾照.我的驾照被取消了.
警察：你有没有这辆车的登记证明呢?
司机:这不是我的车,是我偷的.
警察:这车是偷来的?
司机:是的,现在回想起来,似乎当我把枪放在车子的隔间里的时候,好像看到了车的登记证明.
警察:你有枪?
司机:是的,先生.当我用这把枪射击了车主时我就把枪放在了车厢里.她现在在后备箱中.
警察:在后备箱里有一具尸体?
于是警察让司机等一下,并且呼叫了后备支援.很快,车子就被警察们包围了.警察局长也来到了现场,控制局面.
局长:先生,请出示驾照.
司机:好的,长官.
局长:嗯,驾照没有什么问题.这是谁的车?
司机:是我的,长官.这是登记证明.
局长:你能慢慢打开隔间吗?让我看看是否那里有把手枪.
司机:好的,长官,但是这里面并没有手枪.
司机打开了隔间,但是很明显,那里面并没有手枪.
局长:你是否介意打开后备箱?有人说那里有一具尸体.
司机:没问题.
后备箱被打开了,里面除了后备轮胎外,一无所有.
局长:让你停车检查的警官说你没有驾照,偷车,持枪,并且藏有一具尸体.
司机:嗯,我打赌他肯定也说我超速行使了.