英语翻译鼠标：“亲奈滴你看我的新造型漂亮不?” 键盘：“兄弟,我说你不要吓我行不?不知道我最近正愁着做个新造型呢么?还敢

英语翻译
鼠标：“亲奈滴你看我的新造型漂亮不?”
键盘：“兄弟,我说你不要吓我行不?不知道我最近正愁着做个新造型呢么?还敢用这种事刺激我!活腻了是吧?”
鼠标：“兄弟啊,不是我说你!你就为这事发愁啊?你看看我,这行头、这打扮,哼哼,知道不.只可是人家大卫的手笔啊!我为了等他可是饿了三天三夜排队没合眼啊!”
键盘：“啥、啥?哥你别吓我,你这不眠不休的不累啊?”
鼠标：“哪里哪里!我后边还有二百五十个人呢!”
键盘：“.这二百五!我还真是没话说了.”
鼠标：“你、你!你还好意思说我!你以前不还是为了一块口香糖排了好几天的队么?那号也是够吉利的：“1250!”“你真是气死我啦!咱们两个以后绝交!从此不相往来!”
键盘：你以为我怕你啊!哼,告诉你!以后绕着点我走路!否则伤了你我可不管!”
鼠标：“哼,这句话我说才对,再见!哦不,是永不再见!”
旁白：“本是同根生,相煎何太急啊.”
以上.
额.觉得不好翻的自己编一个也行.
有个大意就好。

mouse：My love,look at me,my style is so cool right?
keyboard:hey,guy,you don't frighten me ok?You don't know I recently is sorrow to do a new model?
Still dare use this matter stimulate me!Tired of life yes?
Mouse:"Guy,not I tell you!Is this you worry about?You look at me,the gear,the dress,hum,you know.Only but somebody else David's handwriting!I waiting for him but hungry for three days and three nights queuing didn't get a wink!"
Keyboard:"what,what?Elder brother you do not frighten me,don't know me this bear ability difference!You not mian endlessly of not tired?"
Mouse:"where where!I have two hundred and fifty men behind!"
Keyboard:"...hey,this silly!I was no words..."
Mouse:"you,you!This is what mean!You return not bashful say me!You didn't or for a piece of chewing gum row several days team?That number is lucky enough:" 1250!"" you're grieve me!After the two of us break!Never associate with each other!"
Keyboard:"good!You think I'm afraid you!Hum,tell you!Later round the point I walk!Otherwise hurt you I don't care!"
Mouse:"hum,this sentence I say just right,bye!Oh no,never see you again!"
Narrator:"this is born,phase Fried same-rooted how too eager ah..."