英语翻译I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks u

英语翻译
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster,jump higher"
Man,I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man!Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says,"You come here all the time!Here's one for free."
I said,"Man!What I look like?A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog,man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone,says it's my dad
Man,this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What,you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this?Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake,too!
Welcome to the real word,jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this,and this,and that,and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph,phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!

“我在华新穿过街道
和一个男子走到我面前,给我最新的能量饮料
“跑得更快,跳得更高”
伙计们,我不会让你毒死我
我把它扔在地上
你一定认为我是个笑话
我不会被你的系统的一部分
男人!泵的另一个人的脸垃圾
我去我最喜欢的热狗站着
和哥们说:“你来!这是一个免费的东西.”
我说,“男人!我看起来像什么?一个慈善案例吗?”
我拿着它,把它扔在地上!
我不需要你的资料!
我是个成人了!
请!
你不能给我买热狗,伙计!
在那个农民的市场和我所谓的女朋友
她递给我她的手机,说这是我的爸爸
老兄,这不是我的爸爸!
这是一个手机!
我把它扔在地上!
什么,你以为我傻啊?
我不属于你的系统
我的爸爸不是一个电话!
废话!
给我一些蛋糕电一次生日聚会
你说呢要我怎么办?吃它吗?
生日快乐,地上!
我把剩下的蛋糕,太!
欢迎来到现实世界,傻瓜!
很多事情,扔在地上
喜欢这样,这,这,即使这样
我是个成人了!
两个好莱坞虚伪试图给我签名
地!
没有人想要你的亲笔签名,虚伪!
然后这两个虚伪起来了
结果有枪
他们tased我的屁眼
掉到地上
虚伪的不让
在我的butthole Tasin”
我是呐喊”和squirmin '
我的屁眼着火了
这个故事的寓意是
你不能相信系统
男人!
尽力了.
再问： 这翻译的我快看不懂了