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英语翻译Joke1 Bad HearingA man goes to his doctor and says,”I do

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英语翻译
Joke1 Bad Hearing
A man goes to his doctor and says,”I don’t think my wife’shearing is as good as it used to be,what should I do?”
The doctor replies,”Try this test to find out for sure.When your wife is in the kitchen doing dished,stand fifteen feet behind herand ask her a question,if she doesn’t respond(有反应) keep moving closer asking the questionuntil she hears you.”
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner.Hestand fifteen feet behind her and says,“What’s for dinner,honey?”
He gets no response,so he moves to ten feet behind herand asks again.Still no response,so he moves to five feet.Again,no answer.
Finally,he stand directly behind her and says,“Honey,what’s for supper?”
She replies,”For the fourth time,ISAID CHICHEN,you deaf bastard(坏蛋、讨厌鬼)!”
英语翻译Joke1 Bad HearingA man goes to his doctor and says,”I do
糟糕的听力
一个男人去找他的医生说,我觉得我老婆听力不如以前好了,我该做什么?
医生回答“用这个测试去确认一下.当你老婆在厨房做菜,站在她身后15英尺,并问她问题,如果她没反应的话,保持靠近她问她问题直到她听到你”
那个男人回家并看到他老婆在准备晚饭.他站在她15英尺后说“今天吃什么啊 宝贝”
和美得到回答,所以他前进到她身后10英尺,再问了次.仍没有反应,所以他前进到5英尺.仍然没有回应.
最后他直接站在她身后说“宝贝,今天什么晚餐”
她回答“这是第四次了 我说 鸡肉!你个聋子”