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英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself

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英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself
英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself
I'm proud of myself.The moment i was dragged out of my mom's pussy was the moment of the revolution of the world.
when i was 7.i bought my first condom and used it on some anonymous kindergarten girl.i didn't realized what i'd done before her mother told me that she'd be pregnant.i went to the sex shop and asked the boss to refund my money of the broken condom.i didn't actually get my money back but the government did fix the law after this.the sex shop is no longer available for the 7-year-old children anylonger.
when i was 8,i banged another girl without a condom.And,she got pregnant again.I was just so pround of myself you know.Everytime i bang a girl,she gets pregnant.
in 14 years,i screwed over 14 girls and they all got pregnant.my friends call me a breeder,but i call myself the population increaser.
now i own a company called GYPAC,it's short for "Give Your Penis Another Chance".The GYPAC is dedicated to make more and more girls pregant at any cost.we've rised the world's population increasing rate from 1.7% to 3.4%.people love me and i'm proud of myself and my mighty johnson.