英语翻译BTom didn't live too far from school .So he went there a

英语翻译
B
Tom didn't live too far from school .So he went there and back on foot every day.On his way to school he passed a wet playground when it rained.One day the boy came home very wet.His mother became angry and said,“Don't play in the water on your way home or to school.”
The next day he came home very wet again.His mother became even angrier."I'll tell your
father if you come home wet again."she said ,"Then he'll punish you.”
The next day the young boy was dry when he came home from school."you were a good boy today,"his mother sida,"You didn't play in the water.""No,"he answered sadly ,"There were so many older boys in the water when I got there this afternoon that there wasn't any room for me at all."
C
A man had to go to court ,and he asked his lawyer which judge would be hearing his case.His lawyer told him and then said,"Do you know him?"
The man answered,"No,but I want to know his name so that I can send him a dozen bottles of good wine."
The lawyer was terribly shocked and said,"you can't to do that .You would be sure to lose the case."
Some weeks later the case was heard,and the man won it .As he was leaving the court,he said to his lawyer,"My present to the judge was quite successful,wasn't it?" The lawyer was even more shocked than before ,and said,"what?Did you really send him that wine after I warned you?"
"Yes ,certainly,"answered the man."But I put my opponent's name on the card which I sent with the wine"
D
One day a few years ago a very funny thing happened to a neighbor of mine.He is a teacher at one of London's big medical schools.He had finished his teaching for the summer term and was at the airport on his way to Russia to gaive a lecture.
He had put a few clothes and his lecture notes in his shoulder bag,but he had put Rupert,the skeleton to be used in his lecture,in a large brown suitcase .At the airport desk,he suddenly thought that he had forgotten to buy a newspaper.He left his suitcase near the desk and went over to the shop.
When he got back he discovered that someone had taken his suitcase by mistake .He often wonders what they said when they got home and found Rupert.

A,TOM 住的离学校不远,所以他每天都步行上下学.在他上学的路上,他会经过一个每到下雨就非常泥泞的操场.有一天TOM浑身湿着回到了家,他妈妈非常生气地说：回家或者上学的路上别再在水里面玩啦!
第二天,他又湿着回到了家,他妈妈更加生气了“如果你再湿着回家,我就告诉你爸爸!他会惩罚你的”
第三天,TOM回到家的时候身上是干的,他的妈妈说“你真是个好孩子呀,没有在水里面玩”TOM却非常难过的回答,“不是的,今天下午我到那的时候已经有太多年纪比我大的孩子在那玩,根本就没有我玩的空间了”
C
一个男人就要上法庭了,他问他的律师,哪个法官会听审他的案子.律师告诉了他并问他是不是认识法官.这个男人回答说：我不认识,但是我想送一打酒给他“律师听了非常震惊地:你可千万不要这样做,那你肯定会输掉这个官司的.
几周后,案子开审了.这个男人赢了官司.就在他快离开法庭的时候,他对律师说：我的礼物很有效果吧”律师比上次更震惊地问“什么,你真的给法官送酒啦!”“当然了!,但是我留的是我的对手的名字”
D,
几年前的一天,我邻居身上发生了一件很有趣的事情.他是伦敦一个大的医学院的老师.他结束了夏季的课程,在机场正准备去俄罗斯演讲
他放了几件衣服和他的演讲笔记在他的肩包里.但是他把他演讲时要用的Rupert 骨架放在了棕色的一个大行李箱里.当他在机场桌子那的时候,他忽然想起没买报纸,就把行李箱放在桌子旁,自己去商店了.等他回来的时候发现行李箱别别人误拿走了.他就常常想,当这个拿错包的人回去发现包里面的骨骼会怎么说.（这个故事好象不完整）
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