英语翻译I had offered to watch my 3-year-old daughter,Ramanda,so

英语翻译
I had offered to watch my 3-year-old daughter,Ramanda,so that my wife could go out with a friend.I was getting some work done while Ramanda appeared to be having a good time in the other room.No problem,I figured.But then it got a little too quiet and I yelled out,"What are you doing,Ramanda?" No response.I repeated my question and heard her say,"Oh...nothing." Nothing?What does "nothing" mean?I got up from my desk and ran out into the living room,whereupon I saw her take off down the hall.I chased her up the stairs and watched her as her little behind made a hard left into the bedroom.I was gaining on her!She took off for the bathroom.Bad move.I had her cornered.I told her to turn around.She refused.I pulled out my big,mean,authoritative Daddy voice,"Young lady,I said turn around!" Slowly,she turned toward me.In her hand was what was left of my wife's new lipstick.And every square inch of her face was covered with bright red (except her lips of course)!As she looked up at me with fearful eyes,lips trembling,I heard every voice that had been shouted to me as a child."How could you...You should know better than that...How many times have you been told...What a bad thing to do..." It was just a matter of my picking out which old message I was going to use on her so that she would know what a bad girl she had been.But before I could let loose,I looked down at the sweatshirt my wife had put on her only an hour before.In big letters it said,"I'M A PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL!" I looked back up into her tearful eyes and instead of seeing a bad girl who didn't listen,I saw a child of God...a perfect little angel full of worth,value and a wonderful spontaneity that I had come dangerously close to shaming out of her."Sweetheart,you look beautiful!Let's take a picture so Mommy can see how special you look." I took the picture and thanked God that I didn't miss the opportunity to reaffirm what a perfect little angel He had given me.
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我常常强迫自己独自看守我3岁的女儿,Ramanda,以便我太太和她的朋友外出.一次,我正在工作,Ramanda其他房间享受时光.一切都没问题,我祈祷.然而接下来却静得离谱,我大嚷：“Ramanda,你在干什么?”没反应.我又问了一次,这时她回答：“哦...没事.”“没事,什么叫没事?”我从桌旁起来,飞奔出去.这时我看到她迅速地穿过走廊,我紧跟着上了楼梯,看到她一个别扭的左转弯进了睡房.我追了过去,她狂奔到洗手间.这是一个错误的选择——她没地方跑啦!我把她逼在角落然后叫她转身.她拒绝了.我拿出我的大辈份,意思是,权威的爸爸的话：“小女生,转身!”慢慢地,她转向我,她的手里拿着的是我太太的口红.而她脸上的每一寸都覆盖着厚厚地口红（我是说她的口唇）!当她用无辜的眼神看着我时,我彷佛听到很多声音,使我联想起以前对她的教育“你怎么……你应该知道这样……给你说了多次……这样都能做出来……”事实上我是在搜索我以前用过的句子,以让她彻底地知道自己是一个坏女该.但在我结束对她的批评之前,我看到我太太一小时之前为她穿上的衬衣上有一行大大的字：我是完美的小天使!我看着她的莹莹眼泪,我看到了一个上帝的儿童,而不是看到一个谁不听的坏女孩……一个完美的小天使完整的价值和美好的自发性.我已经接近危险地羞辱了她!“甜心,你看起来美丽动人!让我们照张相,让妈妈也可以看到看看你看起来是多么特别.”我照了相片,并感谢上帝给了我重新审视什么是完美的小天使的机会,让我没有错怪她.