英语翻译“I just gave birth to 5 babies last weekend .”Isn’t that

英语翻译
“I just gave birth to 5 babies last weekend .”Isn’t that exciting Oh ,you don’t believe me “Okay then ,I stole some money from a bank on Saturday night .”Now do you believe me Actually ,I hope you don’t .April 1st ,or April Fool’s Day is the day when we play jokes on people .Do you have it in your country
April Fool’s Day started in the sixteenth century in Europe .Before that time ,New Year’s Day was celebrated on April 1st were teased .They were called fools .
Nowadays we play jokes on people on April 1st .For example ,womeone might put salt in the sugar bottle so another person could put it in his coffee “by accident ” .Or someone might change the time on amother person’s alarm clock so that person would unkowingly wake up earlier or later than planned .Or maybe a person would tell a lie to make someone else shocked .
After we play the trick ,we say “April Fool .” Then the poor person reslizes he was fooled .It is generally done in the spirit of fun and doesn’t cause any real harm(伤害) to amyone .Do you have any great jokes to play on anyone today Try it out .Just don’t forget to say “April Fool ” when the other person begins looking a little confused .

“我上周末刚生了五个婴儿,这不令人兴奋吗?噢,你不相信我?”“那好吧,星期六晚上我从银行偷了一些钱.“现在你相信我吗?事实上,4月1日,愚人节是我们捉弄别人的时候.你在你的国家过愚人节吗?
愚人节始于16世纪,欧洲.在这之前,4月1日庆祝新年是被人取笑捉弄的.那些人被称为傻瓜.
如今我们在4月1日捉弄人.例如,女人们可能会在放糖的瓶中加盐 那样的话另一个人可能“意外的”把它（糖罐中的盐）放进他的咖啡.或者有人会把他人的闹钟的时间改变,这样的人会比计划早起或晚起.或者有人会说谎让他人震惊
我们戏弄别人后,我们会说“愚人节傻瓜.”然后那可怜的人意识到他被愚弄了.那些恶作剧通常是精神的取乐并且不对他人造成任何实际伤害.你今天有什么好的可以戏弄他人的玩笑吗?试试它.只是当别人开始看起来有点困惑时别忘了说“愚人节傻瓜”
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