我要一句话到两句话的英语短笑话或是谜语!

我要一句话到两句话的英语短笑话或是谜语!
长的短的都要~长的也别太长 就5、6句话的就ok 都多写点
麻烦给我分开写~
例：短谜语：.
短笑话：.
长谜语：.
长笑话：.
不对!老师说要的是长一点的!最后差不多能读3分钟的吧!
不用非得是谜语、笑话!故事也行!麻烦多弄几个,我会提高悬赏呦!

短谜语：What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
短笑话：I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes,dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue!"
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头.句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式.
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”
Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
长谜语：A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street,but didn't give him a ticket.Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
长笑话：Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Nest and Hair
My sister,a primary school teacher,was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird,ma' am,only the nest," replied the child.
"Then,can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well,ma'am,it just resembles your hair."
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v.相似；类似
鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”