英语翻译100字内的 呵呵 连续的那种更好 比如说 大象关冰箱 那个似的是用全英语说得 那种 带翻译要

英语翻译
100字内的 呵呵 连续的那种更好 比如说 大象关冰箱 那个似的
是用全英语说得 那种 带翻译要

Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
进步
一位学生对另一位说：“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样?”
“很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了.”
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半个还是十分之五
老师：你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?
杰拉得：我宁可要半个.
老师：仔细想想,说出理由来.
杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了.
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up . what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来,把手举起来.你呢,哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗?
哈里： 我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家.
How Many Rabbits?
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子?
老师：好,乔纳森,假如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你一共有多少只兔子?
乔纳森：一共有九只,先生.
老师：九只?
乔纳森：先生,我本来就有一只.
Essay
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."
作文
老师给学生出了个作文题：“一场板球赛”.两分钟后,西蒙.斯蒂尔交了作文,老师允许他回家了.他在作文上写道：“下雨,比赛终止.”
Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
谁发现了澳大利亚?
老师：约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方.
约翰尼：先生,在这儿.
老师：对了.萨默,你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?
萨默：先生,是约翰尼.
Lightning
Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!
闪电
老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?
罗伊：因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了.
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修：先生,那里的天气很冷.
老师：错了.
马修：可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的.
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师：凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温：对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头.
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温：噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的.
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音乐
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会.为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋.在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?”
“噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好.”
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的复数形式
老师：汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆：男人们.
老师：答得好.那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎.
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少?
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?
学生乙：在二月.
学生甲：为什么呢?
学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月.
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
迟到的原因
老　师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着‘学校-缓行’.