求个英语笑话`要翻译哦`
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求个英语笑话`要翻译哦`
我这里有个简单又好笑的
是教材里的
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions but the student couldn't answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
"Who was Beethoven?'"She asked.
The student thought for some time and then answered,"A king".
"No,he was a musician,"the teacher said.She was getting a little angry now,but she was trying not to show it.
The she asked,"Who was the first president of the USA?"
The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted:"George Washington!"The student got up and begin to walk towards the door.
"Come back!"the teacher said."i didn't tell you to go."
"Oh,I'm sorry."the student said,"I thought you called the next student."
一位老师在问她的一位学生很多问题,但这位学生一点儿也答不上.最后老师决定问他一点简单的,让他能答上几题.
老师问:"谁是贝多芬?"
那位学生想了一会儿,说:"一个国王."
"不,他是一位音乐家."老师说.她已经有点生气了,但她竭力不让自己表现出来.
然后她再问,"谁是美国的第一任总统?"
那位学生想了很长时间,最后没能说出来.老师非常生气地大叫:"乔治.华盛顿!"学生站起来,想走出门口.
"回来!"老师说,"我没让你走!"
"哦,对不起."学生说,"我以为你叫下一个学生的名字."
哎.打得好辛苦啊.
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是教材里的
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions but the student couldn't answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
"Who was Beethoven?'"She asked.
The student thought for some time and then answered,"A king".
"No,he was a musician,"the teacher said.She was getting a little angry now,but she was trying not to show it.
The she asked,"Who was the first president of the USA?"
The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted:"George Washington!"The student got up and begin to walk towards the door.
"Come back!"the teacher said."i didn't tell you to go."
"Oh,I'm sorry."the student said,"I thought you called the next student."
一位老师在问她的一位学生很多问题,但这位学生一点儿也答不上.最后老师决定问他一点简单的,让他能答上几题.
老师问:"谁是贝多芬?"
那位学生想了一会儿,说:"一个国王."
"不,他是一位音乐家."老师说.她已经有点生气了,但她竭力不让自己表现出来.
然后她再问,"谁是美国的第一任总统?"
那位学生想了很长时间,最后没能说出来.老师非常生气地大叫:"乔治.华盛顿!"学生站起来,想走出门口.
"回来!"老师说,"我没让你走!"
"哦,对不起."学生说,"我以为你叫下一个学生的名字."
哎.打得好辛苦啊.
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