英语翻译这是一个美国朋友写的书的一小部分,不过以我现在学了一个多月英文的水平,我还真是看不懂,求翻译.This time

英语翻译
这是一个美国朋友写的书的一小部分,不过以我现在学了一个多月英文的水平,我还真是看不懂,求翻译.
This time I’ve got him.There is no way he’ll stop me.He thinks he is always one step ahead of me.I have never met the guy,but man he drives me crazy.He is my enemy.The man who has my girl.Every time I hear his name,it makes my blood boil.You may ask how you are able to hate someone you have never met.The answer is simple.You have not spent the last year plotting and scheming how to get this guy out of the picture just so you can get at this girl.Man this girl she is not perfect I don’t even think I like her,but it is not about her it is about this silent war I have been waging against this dude.His name is Alex.From pictures she’s shown me he looks so beneath me.He looks to be average height,average build,you average normal not much to him type of guy.It drives me crazy to think that I have not been able to snake this girl from the likes of him.He offers nothing!I offer her parties,alcohol,and all the glamour that comes from being with a guy like me.All he offers her is stupid shit like a shoulder to cry on and attention that any horny guy can offer any girl.I am not used to this feeling.I feel cheated.I feel as if someone is cheating me out of something that is rightfully mine.The girl is simple minded I have gotten her to almost dump this guy a few times.And yet they are still together.I want to know how he does it.Their relationship is not perfect.He doesn’t work,he doesn’t have money,he doesn’t take her out on a night on the town all that often.I don’t get it.
Now you are probably wondering how my plan is different this time from all my other failed attempts.Recently I have been filling the girls head with ideas about how she can’t feel the “bond” with the guy anymore.It seems to be having a great effect on her state of mind.Last week I invited her over for a late night hot tub dip and a drink,She agreed and she barely was able to stop herself from submitting to my charm.This week I am throwing a party at my place.She asked if she could bring him along.At first I didn’t want to say yes but I did anyway.Now I am glad I agreed.Instead of stealing his girl behind his back I shall have him there to witness my victory.I want him to be there and see how close I am to taking everything from him.I want him to dread the moment when I come to take his girl.
Now I want to take this time to get things straight.I am not a bad guy.If you were in my shoes you would do the same thing don’t even try to tell me otherwise because we both know it’s a lie.Now you are probably still asking to yourself why is he doing this.The answer is far too simple I’m afraid.Its human nature.We all want things and we fight for them.If he can’t hold on to them then why should I feel bad about his weakness?

This time I’ve got him. There is no way he’ll stop me. He thinks he is always one step ahead of me. I have never met the guy, but man he drives me crazy. He is my enemy. The man who has my girl. Every time I hear his name, it makes my blood boil. You may ask how you are able to hate someone you have never met. The answer is simple.
　　这一次我抓到他把柄了.他再也阻止不了我了.他总是认为他比我快(做什么都比我先快一步).我从来没有见过他,但他让我很气愤.他,是我的敌人,一个夺走了我女人的男人.我每次听到他的名字都会异常气愤.你可能想知道为什么会对一个没见过面的人如此抓狂,答案很简单.
　　You have not spent the last year plotting and scheming how to get this guy out of the picture just so you can get at this girl. Man this girl she is not perfect I don’t even think I like her, but it is not about her it is about this silent war I have been waging against this dude. His name is Alex. From pictures she’s shown me he looks so beneath me. He looks to be average height, average build, you average normal not much to him type of guy. It drives me crazy to think that I have not been able to snake this girl from the likes of him.
　　你没有试过整一年计谋如何让这家伙退出舞台,然后你得到这个女孩.也许这女孩不太漂亮,我也不怎么认为我是喜欢她的.但问题不在她,而在我跟这个男人僵持的冷战.他叫艾利克斯.从她给我看的照片上,那个男人没有我长的好看.一般的身高,普通的身材,普通到你不会对他感兴趣.但让我气愤的是我没有能力夺得喜欢他的这个女孩的心.
　　He offers nothing! I offer her parties, alcohol, and all the glamour that comes from being with a guy like me. All he offers her is stupid shit like a shoulder to cry on and attention that any horny guy can offer any girl. I am not used to this feeling. I feel cheated. I feel as if someone is cheating me out of something that is rightfully mine. The girl is simple minded I have gotten her to almost dump this guy a few times. And yet they are still together. I want to know how he does it. Their relationship is not perfect. He doesn’t work, he doesn’t have money, he doesn’t take her out on a night on the town all that often. I don’t get it.
　　他什么也没有!我带她去舞会,和她一起喝酒,还有跟我这样一类男人一起的各种魅力.但他能给予她的仅仅是那愚昧的类似在肩膀哭的东西,或者像任何性兴奋的男人给予其他女孩的那些注意力.我不喜欢这样的,被骗的感觉.这让我感觉某人在欺骗并夺走原本属于我的东西.这女孩很单纯,我好几次差点就让她甩掉这个男人了.但无奈,他们还是在一起.我真的想知道他是怎么做到的.他们的关系也不是很好.男人没有在工作,也没有多少钱,更没有经常在晚上带她到镇上去玩.我搞不懂.
　　Now you are probably wondering how my plan is different this time from all my other failed attempts. Recently I have been filling the girls head with ideas about how she can’t feel the “bond” with the guy anymore. It seems to be having a great effect on her state of mind. Last week I invited her over for a late night hot tub dip and a drink, She agreed and she barely was able to stop herself from submitting to my charm. This week I am throwing a party at my place. She asked if she could bring him along. At first I didn’t want to say yes but I did anyway.
　　你现在可能在疑惑,我这次的计划跟以往其他失败的尝试有什么不同.嗯,最近我在给她灌输一些让她感觉跟那个男人没有关系了的意识.看起来效果不错.上星期很晚的时候我约她出去喝酒还有洗浴.她同意了.但她赤裸着身体的时候仍然能拒绝接受我的诱惑.这个星期我打算在我住的地方举行一个派对,她问我能不能带那个男人一起来玩.最初我并不想答应,但还是同意了.
　　Now I am glad I agreed. Instead of stealing his girl behind his back I shall have him there to witness my victory. I want him to be there and see how close I am to taking everything from him. I want him to dread the moment when I come to take his girl.
　　现在我比较欣慰我那时候同意了她的请求.与其在那个男人背后与这个女人偷香,还不如正面跟他决斗,见证我的胜利.我会让他站着,去看我怎么近身地从他身上拿走一切.我要他在我带走她的那一瞬间感到害怕.
　　Now I want to take this time to get things straight. I am not a bad guy. If you were in my shoes you would do the same thing don’t even try to tell me otherwise because we both know it’s a lie. Now you are probably still asking to yourself why is he doing this. The answer is far too simple I’m afraid. Its human nature. We all want things and we fight for them. If he can’t hold on to them then why should I feel bad about his weakness?
　　我想直说了吧.我并不是坏心肠.如果你站在我的立场考虑,你也会跟我做一样的事情,否则不要尝试劝服我.因为我们都知道这是一个谎.你现在可能还在自问,为什么我会这么做.答案太简单,因为我害怕.这,人的天性.想要得到什么的时候就会用尽办法去得到它.如果不能持之以恒,那么为什么要为自己的懦弱感到恶心?