大师作文网求一些英文笑话、不用太难、尽量长一点!
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求一些英文笑话、不用太难、尽量长一点!
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.
But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!
I told you I had bad luck, didn’t I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.
绳子还是公牛?
在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来.新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉.几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家.”
“但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”
“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气,“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛.”
But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!
I told you I had bad luck, didn’t I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.
绳子还是公牛?
在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来.新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉.几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家.”
“但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”
“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气,“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛.”
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