要一则英语小笑话不要太短,也不要太长,要另附翻译哦!

要一则英语小笑话
不要太短,也不要太长,要另附翻译哦!

Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend,"and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend."Got any pain?"
"No,but I am always thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了.”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
“不疼,可是我总感到口渴.”
A Useful Way
Father:Jack,why do you drink so much water?
Jack:I have just had an apple,Dad.
Father:What's that got to do with it?
Jack:I forgot to wash the apple.
一个有效的方法
爸爸：杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果,爸爸.
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀.
A Present
Kate:Mom,do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom:No,Honey,what?
Kate:A nice teapot.
Mom:But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate:No,you haven't.I've just dropped it.
凯特的礼物
凯特：妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?
妈妈：不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶.
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀.
凯特：不,你没有了.我刚刚把它给摔了.
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害.”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了.”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说：“我没死,我还活着.”
妻子说：“安静,医生比你懂得多.”
Waste or Save?
Father:Oh,Jack,you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack:Yes,Dad.But I've saved you a meal,haven'
浪费还是节约
父亲：噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午.难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
杰克：我知道,爸爸.可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?
Why Is He Howling
Dentist:Please stop howling.I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient:I know,but you are standing on my foot!
他为什么喊
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢.
病人：我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!